Your preparations for Vanhojen Tanssit

Va­le­rie Ber­ger

• Find asap a dan­ce part­ner, you only have one year left.

• Your sho­es have to be at le­ast 20 cm high, so make sure the guy you are dan­cing with is tall and a com­pe­ti­ti­ve dan­cer. Your dress has to be pink, the­re is no ex­cu­se for any if its not…. Ex­cept, baby-blue with pink stri­pes, thats ok too. Also it has to have a lot of spark­ling sto­nes and bows.
• Grow your hairs as long as pos­sib­le, at le­ast un­til your knees, still not long enough. Find a hair sty­list who is wil­ling to take 5 hours to make your hairs, star­ting at 3 am.
• Go to the fit­ness stu­dio and. Don’t spend time at Hes­bur­ger, you need to wear at le­ast a 32!
• Start to save mo­ney, fake-las­hes and nails (es­pe­ci­al­ly for boys) will be nee­ded!
• Your af­ter par­ty dress has to be as short as pos­sib­le and your heels have to be at le­ast 30cm.
• Be nice to your mum, that she pays you eve­ryt­hing. Pro­bab­ly good marks will be nee­ded.
• Buy a big car, so you can get to school with your dress.

• Start swim­ming, run­ning or sin­ging to get a lon­ger bre­ath as you won’t bre­ath for 12 hours! Pro­bab­ly you should wri­te your tes­ti­mo­ny be­fo­re.
• Start prac­ti­cing the dan­ces, with your part­ner, for that you know them well enough next year.
• Stay in­si­de home, don’t move to much, so that you neit­her can get sick nor bre­ak your arm or leg.
• Start to make a ’Re­vit­te­ly’ with a lot of sexy mo­ves and also train your­self in par­ty dan­cing, for the af­ter­par­ty.
• Stop to eat cho­co­lat and chee­se, but do a lot of face-masks for that your skin is just per­fect!
• Be nice to He­le­na and Jyr­ki!
• Make sure to wear your dress eve­ry wee­kend to be sure you still fit in.
• Talk about it eve­ry day so that your friends won’t ever for­get it.
• The day has to be the most per­fect day ever, even bet­ter then your wed­ding!!